No Bone Boner Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Crops Grown:	2413
Players Killed by Monsters:	258	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4997
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Farms Harvested:	315
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Animals Bred:	57
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6805	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

biggest sacrifice, Commitment, Dedication, Deep love, devotion, emotional sacrifice, giving up, letting go, long-term relationships, love, love and commitment, love and sacrifice, love and sacrifice in relationships, LoveCrafted, putting someone else first, relationships, romantic sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifice for love, Selflessness, true love, unconditional love

Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

Assassination, complaint, Corruption, Government, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, Insider, investigation, Medical, Navalny, Official documents, opposition leader, Poisoned, Poisoning, poisoning attempt, Political, Prison, PrisonPoisonedMCServer, russia, sharp pain, stomach

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

APPROVED, Assassination, Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, HamasCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, political violence, Terrorism, UN employee, united nations, Unwra, world affairs

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	654970
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	379

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10