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KimJongCraft

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SkyMineIL

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Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

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Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3726	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5641	Towns Built:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Farms Harvested:	374
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	484	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Potions Brewed:	118
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magic Items Found:	1328	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2016	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Star Shards Collected:	82	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7577
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Gnome Villages Protected:	7