Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 22 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server

    Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil forces of right-wing politics? Join our Minecraft server where we fight back by building giant statues of socialist leaders and throwing virtual Molotov cocktails at oppressive structures! Our community of players is made up of strong, independent white working class folks who refuse to be pushed around by the establishment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where we plot the overthrow of the capitalist regime. So come join us and help us stick it to the man in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

    Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PixelPanic: Human Horrors

    PixelPanic: Human Horrors
    Are you ready to unleash your inner mad scientist in Minecraft? Join our server and show off your twisted creations that will make even Herobrine shiver in fear! From giant zombie pigmen statues to haunted mansions filled with traps, there’s no limit to the terrifying builds you can create. Join now and let your creativity run wild…or should we say, run SCARY! 🧟‍♂️👻🔥

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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