Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Age 28 Minecraft Server

    Age 28 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Enchantments Applied: 148
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

    DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

    Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

    So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

    UndieCraft: Sibling Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 172

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • FavFactzMC SMP

    FavFactzMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyCreeperCringe

    CraftyCreeperCringe
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

    CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters
    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ores Mined: 7038
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Java Jolt Kids Craft

    Java Jolt Kids Craft
    so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PeyyMC

    PeyyMC

    A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

    We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

    ✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

    ✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

    ✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

    ✅ Competitions for server tops.

    ✅ Battle and Season Pass.

    ✅ Exclusive plugins.

    ✅ High-quality assembly.

    ✅ Mystical chests.

    ✅ Frequent events.

    ✅ Unique enchantment books.

    ✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

    ✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

    ✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

    ✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
    🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
    🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
    ⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
    🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
    😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
    🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player? Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
    How often are events hosted on the server? Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
    Are there restrictions on land claims within nations? You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
    Can I join the minigames with my friends? Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
    How can I provide feedback to the community? You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

    Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

    So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Love Letters Sent: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • FilmFreakMC SMP

    FilmFreakMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Alien Abductions: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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