NewAlfaMatt | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2372	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	476
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8360
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Buildings Constructed:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	215
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Votes:	9705
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Farms Harvested:	416
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	737	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	New Chunks Explored:	702914

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Items Found:	6183
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mines Excavated:	3162	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	108/800	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48