Hey there, sleepyhead! Wake up and smell the creepers! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild, we had to use experimental technology to reach you in your coma. Who knows where this message will show up – maybe on a pig’s butt in the Nether!

Join us for a coma-inducing adventure like no other. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, chickens that lay TNT eggs, and a secret underground base filled with cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake?).

But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to spawn here. So wake up, join us, and let’s conquer this crazy world together! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Sorry for Creeper Explosion Minecraft SMP

    Sorry for Creeper Explosion Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and apologies are just a formality! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting away with murder and only having to say “sorry” as your punishment. Who needs justice when you can just respawn, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between the Chicken Army and their enemies, the Cow Coalition.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can try your luck in the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia controls the underworld with an iron hoof. Will you be able to outsmart them and steal their treasure, or will you end up as bacon for their breakfast?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Just remember to watch your back, because you never know when someone might be plotting your pixelated demise.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 106 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Frosty Ocean Minecraft Server

    Frosty Ocean Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Ocean biome is so cold, you’ll need a pufferfish onesie just to survive! Our server is so cool, literally, that you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a slushie. But don’t worry, we’ve got hot cocoa dispensers scattered throughout the ocean floor to keep you warm.

    Join us for epic underwater battles against the evil polar bears who have taken over the Arctic Ocean biome. We’ve got dolphins with laser beams on their heads to help you in your quest for domination. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret ice castle where the Snow Queen resides, ready to challenge you to a snowball fight for the ages.

    So why wait? Dive into the icy depths of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring a warm blanket and some extra wool socks, because things are about to get frosty!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

    Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/
    Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP ever, where we discuss ALL things Sonic the Hedgehog! Join us for our epic Sonic Sweep’O’Ween event, where we’ll be t-pose dancing like Kot and celebrating Hedgehog Boogaloo style.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive insider info on the release date of Sonic x Shadow Generations – mark your calendars for October 25, 2024. And don’t miss out on the crossover miniseries with DC, because Sonic is teaming up with Batman to take down Eggman in 2026!

    Join us for some high-speed fun as we race through Sonic Rumble and dive into the world of Sonic comics with our extensive scan collection. And if you’re feeling creative, show off your OCs in our booru and join in on the pixel art fun in Pixel World.

    So why wait? Jump into our Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP and let’s spin dash our way to victory! Remember, gotta go fast!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • What is the IP for Halo Esports Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Halo Esports Minecraft Server?

    Halo Esports is a competitive gaming scene centered around the popular first-person shooter video game franchise, Halo. Established in 2002 with the release of Halo: Combat Evolved, Halo Esports has grown into a prominent title in the global esports community. With a rich history of competitive tournaments, top teams, and talented players, Halo Esports continues to attract a dedicated fan base and offers exciting gameplay for both casual and professional gamers alike.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Side Profile Minecraft Server

    Side Profile Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of blending in with the boring side profiles of your fellow countrymen? Do you long for a side profile that screams “masculine” from every angle? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you the most chiseled, jaw-dropping side profile you’ve ever seen!

    Join us and witness the magic as our expert builders sculpt your side profile into a work of art, complete with a perfectly angled jawline and a nose that could cut through diamonds. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Beard of Power” quest, where players must embark on a hair-raising adventure to grow the most epic beard in all of Minecraft history.

    So if you’re ready to show off your manly side profile and conquer the Beard of Power quest, join us on our server today! Who knew Minecraft could make you look THIS good?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • No More Anonymous Minecraft SMP

    No More Anonymous Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. They may spit at you, but they also know how to throw the best parties in town.

    2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with diamond armor and a taste for chaos. You never know when he’ll show up and wreak havoc on your builds.

    4. We have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are always looking for new players to haunt. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Trust me, there is absolutely nothing anonymous about this server.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • HoloTunes Minecraft Server

    HoloTunes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hearing the same old boring tunes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a famous holo singer who decided to take a break from the music industry to create the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while listening to our server owner’s “unique” original music that will have you questioning your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock a secret concert where our server owner will serenade you with their questionable vocal talents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP

    I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ♥️One Life☠️ (Hardcore server) Minecraft server

    ♥️One Life☠️ (Hardcore server) Minecraft server

    No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creations Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mobs drop candy instead of their usual loot! That’s right, you can defeat a zombie and get a delicious SNACC in return. But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you craving more than just SNACCs!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /sjg/ – Shonen Jump General

    Minecraft SMP – /sjg/ – Shonen Jump General
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring themes and rules? Well, look no further because FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Shonen Jump manga and more.

    Imagine building your base in the shape of the Thousand Sunny from One Piece, or battling it out in a Jujutsu Kaisen-inspired arena. And don’t even get me started on the epic Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure-themed events we have planned.

    But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from Yu-Gi-Oh! Slutposting enthusiasts to die-hard My Hero Academia fans. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Plus, rumor has it that Rock Lee himself might make a guest appearance. Don’t miss out on the fun – join FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ today!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server

    Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

    Join us for a wild ride as we explore the most hakenkreuz looking symbols that are totally legal in Germany and other countries with anti-nazi laws. Who knew swastikas could be so fun and harmless in pixel form?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing havoc and hilarity wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their shenanigans? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few anti-nazi laws). See you in the pixelated madness!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP

    Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, say goodbye to all that because on our server, it’s chaos all day, every day!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’ve always dreamed of building a house made entirely out of TNT. Our server is the only place where you can ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    But be warned, only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world of madness and mayhem. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos, come join us and let the insanity begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Runes Activated: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /

    Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Manfred Wins Edition, things are anything but ordinary!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride on a flying pig! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    So why wait? Join Manfred Wins Edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend and have songs written about your epic exploits!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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