Hey there, sleepyhead! Wake up and smell the creepers! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild, we had to use experimental technology to reach you in your coma. Who knows where this message will show up – maybe on a pig’s butt in the Nether!

Join us for a coma-inducing adventure like no other. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, chickens that lay TNT eggs, and a secret underground base filled with cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake?).

But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to spawn here. So wake up, join us, and let’s conquer this crazy world together! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5883

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ♥️One Life☠️ (Hardcore server) Minecraft server

    ♥️One Life☠️ (Hardcore server) Minecraft server

    No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creations Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mobs drop candy instead of their usual loot! That’s right, you can defeat a zombie and get a delicious SNACC in return. But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you craving more than just SNACCs!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /sjg/ – Shonen Jump General

    Minecraft SMP – /sjg/ – Shonen Jump General
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring themes and rules? Well, look no further because FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Shonen Jump manga and more.

    Imagine building your base in the shape of the Thousand Sunny from One Piece, or battling it out in a Jujutsu Kaisen-inspired arena. And don’t even get me started on the epic Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure-themed events we have planned.

    But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from Yu-Gi-Oh! Slutposting enthusiasts to die-hard My Hero Academia fans. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Plus, rumor has it that Rock Lee himself might make a guest appearance. Don’t miss out on the fun – join FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ today!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server

    Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

    Join us for a wild ride as we explore the most hakenkreuz looking symbols that are totally legal in Germany and other countries with anti-nazi laws. Who knew swastikas could be so fun and harmless in pixel form?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing havoc and hilarity wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their shenanigans? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few anti-nazi laws). See you in the pixelated madness!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP

    Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, say goodbye to all that because on our server, it’s chaos all day, every day!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’ve always dreamed of building a house made entirely out of TNT. Our server is the only place where you can ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    But be warned, only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world of madness and mayhem. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos, come join us and let the insanity begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /

    Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Manfred Wins Edition, things are anything but ordinary!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride on a flying pig! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    So why wait? Join Manfred Wins Edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend and have songs written about your epic exploits!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server

    Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! But shh, don’t tell anyone!

    Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of super-intelligent, talking pigs? Yep, you heard that right. These pigs will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. Plus, they’re great at giving out relationship advice.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Baby Shark”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember… always trust the plan. Because the plan involves lots of fun, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. But hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so awesome, right?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP

    QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Potato Army, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you join forces with them or stand against their starchy tyranny?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, in this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. See you there, wagmi!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • skaryWORLD Minecraft server

    skaryWORLD Minecraft server

    SERVER UNDER DEVELOPMENT

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server

    Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because Kita Ikuyo is here to save the day! This server is so cute, even the creepers can’t resist giving you a hug (just kidding, they’ll still blow you up).

    Join us for a wild adventure where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our friendly community is always ready to help you out, whether you need a hand building a giant statue of a potato or just want someone to join you in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure trove filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you end up getting lost in a maze of rainbow-colored sheep and never find your way out?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kita Ikuyo today and experience the cutest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may look adorable, but they’ll steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP

    Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

    ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cake” competition.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him and answer his riddles correctly.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Gif Master Minecraft SMP

    Gif Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to get your heart racing! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, post /a/ gifs that get you going! Who knew that pixelated blocks could be so steamy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see where the madness takes you!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

    Blocky Polska Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

    But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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