Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magic Items Found: 1283
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Crops Grown: 3854

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!

    MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!
    MinecraftOffline
    General Details
    Address: minecraftoffline.net
    Version: 1.21.1
    Permanent world – no resets
    Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming
    Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks
    Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences
    High-Performance Hardware:
    Intel XEON E-2276G Processor
    2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
    64GB DDR4 ECC RAM
    1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

    Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?

    Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.

    2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?

    No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.

    3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?

    Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.

    4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?

    Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

    5. What hardware does the server run on?

    The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

    6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?

    You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

    Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2109
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

    Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

    These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

    I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

    AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

    So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CleanCraft: Wife Edition

    CleanCraft: Wife Edition
    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

    Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

    CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

    Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

    Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Mines Excavated: 3885
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • LoudCarGriefersCraft

    LoudCarGriefersCraft
    Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Animals Bred: 58
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SaiedCraft2023

    SaiedCraft2023
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Divine Spears Created: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

    Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 218
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Crops Grown: 6797
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

    KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure
    LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

    SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

    WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

    JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

    SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

    DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

    Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

    Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

    Server IP modern-anarchy.org

    Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

    • Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
    • No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

    Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

    • Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
    • Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

    World Exploration Extravaganza:

    • Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

    • Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
    • Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
    • Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

    Shape the Future with Direct Input:

    • Join our Discord and engage with the community.
    • Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
    • Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

    Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MonMon Minecraft Server

    MonMon Minecraft Server
    Are you ready for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw tea parties. Rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, word on the street is that a second pregnancy is imminent on the server – who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans that will bring! So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Zombie Dances: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • AG Peach Minecraft SMP

    AG Peach Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

    2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

    3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

    4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

    5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

    Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed
    Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

    Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

    So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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