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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4210 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Star Shards Collected: | 247 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 141 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.
And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.
So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!