so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Star Shards Collected: 115
Potions Brewed: 95 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Dragon Scales Harvested: 490 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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