so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Crops Grown: 2193 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Void Armor Forged: 21 Villages Defended: 6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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