come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Crops Grown: 9477 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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