Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Divine Spears Created: 14
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Magic Items Found: 8464 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 125 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8307 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1566
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Mines Excavated: 1878
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Potions Brewed: 118
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5068 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1372 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9699
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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