Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Dragon Eggs Found: 3429 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Enchantments Applied: 98
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 15

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magic Items Found: 2686
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Animals Bred: 135 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Zombie Dances: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Potions Brewed: 150
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 8697
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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