Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
Meteorites Collected: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 17

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Ores Mined: 9290 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 24

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Divine Spears Created: 14

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Love Letters Sent: 11 New Chunks Explored: 92331
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 29
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6832
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3542 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyDisasterAdvice

    CraftyDisasterAdvice
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Star Shards Collected: 139
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NextLevel Network

    NextLevel Network

    Welcome to Nextlevel Network

    Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

    Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

    Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

    KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Villages Defended: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Moonscape Network

    Moonscape Network

    Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

    Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

    Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 39
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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