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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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