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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Runes Activated: 7
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Secret Passages Found: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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