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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Chimeras Created: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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