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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Orbs of Power Found: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Endless Night Skies: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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