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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Dragon Scales Harvested: 262
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Farms Harvested: 497
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Wilderness Tamed: 8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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