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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Potions Brewed: 147 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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