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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Mines Excavated: 3848 Meteorites Collected: 4
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Falling into the Void: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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