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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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