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VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

at risk, Disease, dose of vaccine, Early, fresh dose, Help, mathematical models, mumps, mumps vaccine, Nations, outbreak, Prevent, Prevention, reduce transmission, response, Rising, Risk, third dose, Transmission, vaccine, VaxCraft

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Emeralds Found:	3844	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8437	Endless Night Skies:	1
Towns Built:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5043	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Farms Harvested:	957	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	388733

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Void Gems Collected:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Chaotic Realms

Anarchy, auraskills, BEDROCK SUPPORTED, Chaotic Realms, Community, content creators, Events, Head Drops, high quality, Minecraft, minecraft server, Players, PvP, smp, smp server, Streamers, Teams, Unique Content, weekly events, Youtubers

[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8562

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

1v1 Arena, Armies, Bosses, Chaos, class armors, Dungeons, Fellowships, Followers, Guilds, Join, Kingdoms, level system, Loot, Lore, modded SMP server, PlongieCraft, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, Staying, story lines, Today, trading economy, Villages, weapons, Wild, workers, world, World bosses

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PIXEL, Puns, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	50578	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12