so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 326
Dragon Eggs Found: 8167 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

    The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

    We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Villages Defended: 16
    Magic Items Found: 7188 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyLoveTriangle

    CraftyLoveTriangle
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • RocketRaidReporter

    RocketRaidReporter
    so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 28 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 1016
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

    MemoryCraft AnxietyFree
    lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

    we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

    so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Animals Bred: 65 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Dimension Hops: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Last Rampart

    Last Rampart

    Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

    Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

    Join us and build your empire in your image!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 6594
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3826 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • AxMC

    AxMC

    Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

    Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

    Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

    Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

    So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

    Why   did   the   Japanese   do   this?   Minecraft   SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

    FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

    Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • OopsCraft

    OopsCraft
    Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

    Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Magic Items Found: 8927
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 15

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • HezDroneBlasters

    HezDroneBlasters
    so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Ignite Survival

    Ignite Survival

    {Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Pristine Network

    Pristine Network

    Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

    Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

    Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

    IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

    Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

    Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

    But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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