MythicalMinecraftMadness

Adventure, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Metafiction, morrowind, myth-making, MythicalMinecraftMadness, Mythological, Mythos, open world, Parody, post-modern, role playing, RPG, satire, simulation, storytelling, video game, Writing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Morrowind meets post-modern parody in a hilariously interactive mythological simulation! Join us for a wild ride through a world where ancient gods battle it out in epic PvP battles, mythical creatures roam the land causing chaos, and players can ride on the backs of unicorns while wielding enchanted pickaxes that shoot rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Argument, arrested, bullying, country kids, CraftyCraze, dash camera, football game, friend group, Graduation, high school, JUMPED, Minecraft, pallet of bricks, Police, popular kids, pressing charges, Principal, scratched truck, Server, Truck, Vandalism, wires cut

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of being the butt of every joke in high school? Do you want revenge on those pesky kids who vandalize your truck? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner badass and show those bullies who’s boss!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Just like how you pressed charges on those troublemakers who messed with your truck, you can take charge and rule the server with an iron fist.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the asshole for standing up for yourself. Show them all that you mean business, just like how you turned in that dash cam footage and got those popular kids arrested. Let the haters hate while you thrive in our crazy Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, insane battles, and ultimate revenge. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect outlet for your high school drama? Let’s make some memories and show everyone who’s really in charge!

CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

bar, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, CheaterCraft, Cheating, children, Communication, Divorce, federal sentence, husband, Infidelity, jail talk, LEAVING, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, Pregnant, Prison, therapy school, Trust, Years

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!

CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	102	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	New Chunks Explored:	215331

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	2554
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6981
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Buildings Constructed:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Villages Defended:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Emeralds Found:	8912

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Votes:	6091	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Buildings Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Runes Activated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	2530
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Items Found:	5800	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

dual-band electrochromic device, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy efficient, energy storage, energy-saving solutions, flexible device, green building materials, innovative technology, Light, near-infrared radiation control, reduced energy consumption, researchers, Saver, Smart, smart home technology, smart windows, Sustainable Design, sustainable living, traditional windows, visible light control, window treatments, windows

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Meteorites Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5777	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Items Found:	2581
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Avatar, Character, Community, fag, Gaming, Identity, introduction, Media, mystic, name.., new, Newcomer, ONLINE, Patron, poopee, profile, Quest, Realm, Roleplay, roopee, Social, subscribe, virtual

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4006
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	285
Villages Defended:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!

MommaSaidNoDressSoYes

Asian culture, back tattoos, conservative attire, corset style, Cultural differences, custom designed dress, disrespectful comments, family expectations, family pressure, mean comments, MommaSaidNoDressSoYes, personal expression, scar on chest, sleeveless dress, strapless dress, tattoos, traditional values, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding reception

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rebellious as you are? Look no further! Join our server where showing off your tattoos is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Imagine a world where doctors and their families gather to admire your ink while battling creepers and building epic structures. Our server is the perfect place to let your freak flag fly, even if your parents and in-laws are watching!

Don’t let anyone shame you for being true to yourself. Wear that custom dress proudly, show off those tattoos, and let your inner rebel shine on our server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will be impressed by your ink! Join now and let the fun begin!