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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6242 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 8999 |
Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!