Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

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Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC

Location: Europe

Current Version: 1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9508	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	77	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	2652	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockBusterBlues

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Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MicroCraftMedicine

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LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7914
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MemoryMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockyHeartbreak

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Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

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so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Towns Built:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3717	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Cam Co.

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so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3