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Players: 104/900 Votes: 1345
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! We may not have wet vaginas, but we do have thin women with good hygiene – what more could you ask for?! It’s a huge turn-on for everyone involved, trust me. Just make sure you only play with people you trust and know are clean. Don’t miss out on this perverted pleasure, join now!

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  • CraftyBrainsMC

    CraftyBrainsMC
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 4131
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3584
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Dimension Hops: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are they building a working rocket ship in Minecraft? Because that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Our players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to escape the blocky world and explore the galaxy. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of interstellar travel while laughing your way through ridiculous adventures with our wacky community. Who needs a PhD when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

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  • CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

    CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 8074
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 37 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and mine stuff and just be, like, a total boss? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more!

    we got like, crazy cool mods that let u fly around like a superhero and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. not even kidding, it’s lit af.

    also, we have this epic storyline where u gotta save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens. yeah, u heard me right, zombie chickens. they’re like, super fast and they can fly and stuff. it’s intense.

    plus, we have like, the best community ever. everyone is so nice and helpful and they’ll totally have ur back if u ever get stuck or need help. it’s like, a big minecraft family.

    so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s the bomb dot com, for real. come join us and be a part of something totally epic. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 1020
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

    and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

    oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

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  • Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

    Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 3239
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 264 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

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  • Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

    Fruit Fly Maggot Madness
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 6648
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

    Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

    Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

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  • Crescenta

    Crescenta
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 564
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Votes: 8173 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6406
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Unique Skill System Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
    Lands Plugin-Style Claims Complete with nations and diplomacy
    Economy System Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
    Token System Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
    Brewery Brew custom drinks and get drunk
    Races and Classes Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
    Bluemap Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
    No Resets Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

    IP: crescenta.org

    Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

    Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

    A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

    Q: How does the economy system work?

    A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

    A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

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  • Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

    Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 6964
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

    We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

    So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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  • RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

    RejectionCraft: Bro Edition
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 9341
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Falling into the Void: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

    So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 3037
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Crops Grown: 3023

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

    First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

    And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

    But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

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  • SheetCrafters

    SheetCrafters
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 8772
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Villages Defended: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Mythical Quests Completed: 46

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

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  • CraftyChina Minecraft Server

    CraftyChina Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 4939
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 3651
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

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  • CraftyWarriors

    CraftyWarriors
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 6903
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Animals Bred: 54 Potions Brewed: 106
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

    but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

    plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

    so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

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  • Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft

    Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 888
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Animals Bred: 155 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own highheel sole kingdom and rule over all da other players! u can stomp on ur enemies with ur fabulous heels and show dem who’s boss.

    we got a secret underground shoe factory where u can craft da most stylish shoes in all of minecraft land. u can even enchant ur heels with special powers like speed boost or jump boost.

    rumor has it dat there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the sole of a giant highheel in da middle of da server. only da bravest and most stylish players can find it and claim it for themselves.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and strut ur stuff on da catwalk of minecraft!

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  • AlexandriaSMP

    AlexandriaSMP
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 9810
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

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    Welcome to AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server

    We just reset our map after 1.5 years and are starting a new season! it launched only a week ago so come join us while the map is fresh!!!

    Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?

    Experienced 18+ Admin Team Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
    Community-Driven Decisions Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.
    Enhanced World Generation Explore our new 1.21.4 map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage.
    Trust-Based System with CoreProtect No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community.
    Regular Events Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP.
    Thriving Economy Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

    Ready to join? Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Visit our website and follow the instructions for joining.
    Is the server family-friendly? AlexandriaSMP is an 18+ server, so it is recommended for mature players.
    Are there any rules I need to follow? Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community. You can find them on our website.
    Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player? Absolutely! Our events are open to all players, regardless of experience level.
    How can I contribute to the server’s economy? You can start by setting up a shop in the shopping district and trading with other players.

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  • Truths Unearthed 1.21.1

    Truths Unearthed 1.21.1
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 4547
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, if you’re not on here, you’re basically missing out on the meaning of life, ya feel me?

    Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. That’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find on this server, man.

    And let me tell you, the diamonds here are so sparkly, they’ll blind you with their beauty. It’s like walking into a disco ball factory, but way cooler.

    Plus, the zombies here are actually really good dancers. Like, they’ll hit the nae nae better than anyone you’ve ever seen. It’s wild, bro.

    So yeah, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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