Mystic Lands | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Void Gems Collected:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mines Excavated:	4249
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Farms Harvested:	995
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchantments Applied:	71	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ores Mined:	4833	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Potions Brewed:	105
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimension Hops:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Farms Harvested:	425
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	5696
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Farms Harvested:	222	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

Players:	95/400	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Alien Abductions:	3