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SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crops Grown:	2347
Mines Excavated:	1296	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	4610	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	176	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, aggressive behavior, cyber aggression, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Enigma, Hate Speech, hostile environment, Inappropriate Behavior, internet trolling, negative comments, online abuse, online conflict, online harassment, online hostility, Realms, site management, toxic behavior, user aggression, user harassment, user hostility, website administration

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crops Grown:	4642
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

BirthdayMeow Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday date, birthday party invitation, birthday party plans, birthday plans, birthday weekend, BirthdayMeow, blowing out candles, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Friend, Hangout, ignoring messages, large party, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, phone communication, Server, sharing, small party, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crops Grown:	7183
Dragon Eggs Found:	9283	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8837	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

🎉🎂 Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server! We throw the craziest birthday bashes in all of Minecraft land! 🎉🎂

Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness

ExWifeExileCraft

affect, aita, Cheating, child, destabilize, Divorce, ex wife, Expenses, ExWifeExileCraft, fear, Manipulation, Pension, Prioritizing, relationship, responsibilities, Sponsorship, Stability, visitor visa, well-being, Womens Shelter

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crops Grown:	8986	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your decisions, just like this player questioning whether or not to live with their ex-wife.

Our server is like no other, with unexpected plot twists at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like this player never expected their ex-wife to end up in a women’s shelter far away from them.

Embark on a journey full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough decision like this player did.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a situation crazier than living with your ex-wife in a women’s shelter!

Pixelated Babes: Body Judgement-Free

Babes, beauty standards, Body, body autonomy, body image, body policing, body shaming, double standards, female empowerment, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, JudgementFree, Misogyny, Moralization, objectification, pixelated, sexism, societal expectations, societal pressures, women’s bodies, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	49	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6172	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

LOL DIS SERVER BE LIKE IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SHIZZ, JOIN US! WE GOT MORE LOLZ THAN A CAT PLAYIN WITH A LASER POINTER!

WE GOT WOMEN’S BODIES BEIN MORALIZED LIKE CRAZY, LIKE WHY CAN’T WE JUST LET THEM LIVE THEIR BEST LIVES WITHOUT ALL THE JUDGMENTS? BUT HEY, IF U WANNA SEE SOME INSANE CONTROL OVER BODIES, JOIN US!

WE AIN’T LIKE OTHER SERVERS, WE GOT THE WILDEST STORIES AND THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS REASONS TO JOIN! COME ON IN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Tasty Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Appetizing, baking, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, delectable, delightful, Flavorful, Food, Gastronomy, Gourmet, homemade, Indulgent, Looks delicious, Mouthwatering, Savory, scrumptious, Tasty, Tempting, yummy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8109
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Enchantments Applied:	159	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	283501
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a buffet of awesomeness for your eyeballs!

Picture this: you log on and BAM, you’re surrounded by the most delicious looking blocks you’ve ever seen. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory, but with pixels instead of candy.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are so wacky and wild, you’ll be laughing your butt off as you try to survive.

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins – they’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute, and rolling on the floor laughing the next.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and feast your eyes on the most delicious Minecraft server around!

BlockPartyFun

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera forum, BlockPartyFun, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Event, forum, gaza, Hamas, Hamas official, historic success, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, News, october 7, Palestinian, palestinian authority, Politics, Speech, success

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the creeper explosions are so big they make your momma cry! we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball in a dark cave.

we once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back. it was so fast, it made Usain Bolt look like a snail on a lazy sunday afternoon.

join us and be part of the epicness that is our server. we have parties every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and dance the night away. you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Flu Fighters: Neuro Kids Edition

altered mental status, children, children’s health, Edition, encephalitis, encephalopathy, fighters, flu, flu complications, flu prevention, flu risk, flu season, flu symptoms, flu vaccine, high incidence, Kids, meningitis, Neuro, neurologic complications, neurological conditions, neurological events, seizures, serious complications, underlying conditions

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	427327	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can build ur own wacky world and have a blast with ur pals! We got so much fun stuff to do like riding pigs off cliffs and battling zombie chickens! Plus, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u smarter? Yea, studies show that kids who play on our server have a 1000% increase in brain power and are basically geniuses. So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft mastermind!

NEW SMP STARTING FRESH

17, alex’s caves, Alexs mobs, Biomes O’ plenty, cooler blocks, Discord, fictional mods, Fresh, Furniture mods, Immersive Aircrafts, Lgbtqfriendly, Mods, Nantab, non fictional, questions, smp, Starting, twitch, vods, YUNG’s mods

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Nantab’s SMP Server
Modded Features	Biomes O’ Plenty Alex’s Mobs Alex’s Caves Furniture Mods Immersive Aircrafts Yung’s Mods

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Please add Nantab on Discord (nandad1) for server access.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Server rules will be provided upon joining. Respect other players and have fun!
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.
Is there a specific time for server events or activities?	Server events may be scheduled and announced on Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Competing Realms 1.20

attractiveness, COMPETING, Competition, Confidence, DATING, desirability, Masculinity, MONEY, Physical fitness, Realms, relationships, self improvement, Smv, societal norms, society, Standards, Status, success, white males, young

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about trying to be the top dog in real life, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is your block-building skills and your ability to survive in a pixelated world!

We don’t care about your money or your status, all we care about is having a blast with a bunch of like-minded gamers who just wanna have a good time.

Plus, on our server, you can be whoever you wanna be – whether you’re a ninja warrior, a wizard, or even a talking llama (yes, we have mods for that)!

So ditch the real world drama and come join us for some epic adventures and endless laughs. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DutchCraft: Defend Our Media – Minecraft Server

American, American interference, DEFEND, Dutch, Dutch producer, DutchCraft, Interference, long tail tags, Media, Minecraft, Producer, Protect, protect media, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

u want to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got dutch producer who is like super paranoid about american interference in our media. he built a whole dang fortress to protect our news and stuff. u gotta join to help him fight off the evil american spies who are tryna steal our secrets. plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that the producer found while digging for evidence of american spies. so come on and join the fun, protect our media and get rich while doing it. oh and did i mention we have a pet llama named larry who spits at anyone who tries to steal our diamonds? yeah, it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the madness!

G7Craft: Unimaginable French Fun

Foreign Minister, French, Fun, G7, G7Craft, russia, UNIMAGINABLE

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2135
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide, that’s what this server is all about!

like, one time, a player found a secret underground disco party full of dancing skeletons and zombie DJs. it was wild, man. and another time, someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. talk about bling bling!

oh, and get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life!

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a never-ending party where anything is possible. come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

CraftingRage-FreeMiddleAgedMan

addiction recovery, alcohol abuse, alcohol dependence, antisocial traits, behavioral therapy, CraftingRageFreeMiddleAgedMan, depression, Emotional healing, harmful thoughts, Ketamine-assisted psychotherapy, mental health, Mental Wellness, middle aged man, mood disorders, psychiatric treatment, psychoactive drugs, psychological transformation, rage-filled, severe alcoholism, substance abuse, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience ketamine-assisted psychotherapy in a virtual world! we got rage-filled middle-aged men overcoming antisocial traits and severe alcoholism left and right! one guy was chuggin’ booze like it was water but now he’s building epic structures and makin’ friends with creepers! come chill with us and let ketamine help u overcome ur demons while u mine for diamonds and fight off zombies! it’s a wild ride, but hey, it works!

Pixel Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, arrest, assault, booking photo, CHARGE, crime, criminal, criminal offense, drunk driving, Happening, intoxicated driving, law enforcement, Legal, mugshot, mugshot thread, mugshots, PIXEL, Police, public record, Quest, real, strangulation, violent crime

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Yo, you won’t believe the crazy sh*t happening on this Minecraft server! We post real mugshots of players who commit crimes like strangulation and drunk driving! Join now to see the wildest criminals in the blocky world! It’s like a virtual police lineup, but with creepers and zombies instead of cops! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join today!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1