Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY