my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

HabitDrop Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and say goodbye to all your bad habits like mining straight down and forgetting to bring food on your adventures! Our server is filled with experienced players who will teach you the ways of the blocky world in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a giant chicken statue that laid diamond eggs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft master!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Emeralds Found:	3972

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyParentz

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Remember that time your parents built you a real-life Minecraft server in your backyard? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, you can experience that level of dedication and creativity every day! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your mom, battle creepers with your dad, and build epic castles with your siblings. Who needs real-life when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Join us and create memories that will make your parents proud (and maybe a little jealous)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MoldovaMayhem Minecraft Server

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So, like, you know how Russian instructors have trained, like, a bunch of peeps to, like, cause chaos in Moldova, right? Well, imagine if those peeps were actually Minecraft players and they were, like, super good at building and stuff.

Join our server and be part of this totally insane mission to create chaos and destruction in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build crazy structures, unleash mobs, and cause mayhem like never before. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously skilled players who have been trained by Russian instructors (not really, but, like, it’s a funny story, right?).

So, come on and join the madness. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll be able to create on our server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyLePenFraudEU

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!

we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Nature Sensory Fun Craft

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE NATURE BUT VIRTUAL. U CAN ACTIVATE ALL FIVE SENSES BUT IN PIXELS.

FEEL DA GRASS BETWEEN UR TOES, SMELL DA VIRTUAL FLOWERS, HEAR DA CREEPERS SNEAKIN UP ON U. IT BE LIKE A NATIONAL PARK BUT WITH MORE DIAMONDS.

STUDIES SHOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U IN A REAL FOREST. U CAN EVEN TASTE DA PIXELATED BERRIES IF U TRY HARD ENOUGH.

SO COME JOIN US AND GET UR NATURE FIX WITHOUT LEAVIN DA HOUSE. PLUS, WE GOT COOL BUILDINGS AND MINI-GAMES. WOOHOO!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Towns Built:	7
Enchantments Applied:	210	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	91	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crimson Networks: Where the only thing scarier than mobs is getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions!

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Server Name	Crimson Networks
Server Type	SMP
Release Date	September 5th, 2024
Features	MCMMO, Custom items, Mythic Mobs, and more

Overview:

Crimson Networks is a small community Minecraft server looking to grow its player base. With various features such as MCMMO, Custom items, and Mythic Mobs, players can enjoy a unique gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When is the building competition?

The building competition starts now and will be judged on the 20th. Players are expected to use their own resources to build something creative and unique.

2. What are the rewards for the building competition?

1st place – $50 in store credit 2nd place – $25 in store credit 3rd place – $10 in store credit

3. What is the Mob Drop Event?

The Mob Drop Event is an ongoing event where players can collect Crimsonite from mobs. The player with the most Crimsonite at the end of the event wins.

4. What are the rewards for the Mob Drop Event?

1st prize – $100 USD 2nd prize – $50 in store credit 3rd prize – $25 in store credit

5. How long does the Mob Drop Event run for?

The event runs from the 1st to the 30th, allowing players to participate and enjoy their Halloween day.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/crmsn The server IP: play.crimson-networks.co

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a Creeper. Witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive access to the secret underground city of the Villagers, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted items and gossip about the latest drama in the Nether realm.

So why settle for a boring timeline where the steam Deck 2 is just a cheap Android toy when you can join our server and experience a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Items Found:	6780	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

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Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in the ultimate truth – the earth is flat! Join us as we embark on epic adventures to prove to the world that we’re not just building blocks in a cube, but actually living on a giant pancake floating in space.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly wisdom. Will you be able to earn their trust and become the llama whisperer of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines – rumored to be guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in riddles. Can you solve their puzzles and claim the loot for yourself?

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP like no other, where conspiracy theories and chaos reign supreme, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of flat earth adventures!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!

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Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes on repeat while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic playlist of classic songs from 20 years ago that will have you grooving as you build your virtual empire.

From Britney Spears’ iconic hit “Oops!… I Did It Again” to Eminem’s legendary track “The Real Slim Shady,” our server will transport you back to the glory days of the early 2000s. And if you join now, you’ll even get exclusive access to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow blockheads.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and jam out to the greatest hits of yesteryear? Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” echoing through your virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the nostalgia flow!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6518	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Welcome to Myrdia, where we pretend to be architects in Minecraft instead of actually building our real-life kingdoms!

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server

Features
Towny
MCMMO
Enhanced World Generation

Whether you seek to build towns, hone your skills, or explore unique worlds, Aurelia offers a diverse and immersive experience for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to create and manage their own towns, form alliances, and build thriving communities.
What is MCMMO?	MCMMO is a plugin that adds RPG elements to Minecraft, allowing players to level up skills and unlock special abilities.
What is Enhanced World Generation?	Aurelia features a customized world with stunning landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures for players to explore.
Is Aurelia suitable for all types of players?	Yes, Aurelia caters to builders, warriors, and explorers, providing a rich and immersive experience for every player.
How can I join Aurelia?	Simply connect to the Aurelia Minecraft server and become part of a welcoming community where your contributions matter.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

War Projector Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging war projectors and red lights of severe vengeance in Tehran! Our server is so intense, even Iran is getting in on the action! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged?

But wait, there’s more! We also have red flags and rings of power for you to collect and use in your epic battles. Will you be able to handle the strategic implications of all this chaos? Join now and find out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	827
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Weirdo Minecraft SMP Player

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that embraces the weird and wacky? Look no further than our SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of playing with a self-proclaimed schizo who may or may not be annoying at times. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their Minecraft world, am I right?

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to dive in. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our quirky community of players?

So if you’re ready to question your social development while having a blast in Minecraft, come join us on our SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the weirdness. See you in-game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BabySwap Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby with a “strange man” for 5 minutes? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate thrill of risking it all for a forgotten notebook. Our community is so chill, you can even leave your baby cousin with your friend while you go on epic quests. Who needs responsible babysitting when you have Minecraft adventures to embark on? Join now and experience the excitement of questionable decision-making at its finest!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5