Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6238
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CreeperHouseParty

    CreeperHouseParty
    Have you ever had a guest come over and start building a giant statue of themselves in your living room? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of crazy antics and unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community of players. So come on over and let your creativity run wild – just try not to build any giant statues in real life, okay?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TarmacTakeover Minecraft Server

    TarmacTakeover Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the chaos of real life and join a wild and wacky Minecraft server, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    So, one time, this dude named Steve was just minding his own business, building a sick castle on the server, when all of a sudden, a herd of angry llamas stampeded through his village. But get this, instead of causing chaos, they started dancing and singing the Macarena! It was like a llama flash mob, man.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have llamas and disco parties in Minecraft, am I right? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • KremlinCraft: NoNKSoldiersDeny

    KremlinCraft: NoNKSoldiersDeny
    So, like, u know how u always wanted to battle against North Korean soldiers in Ukraine but like, u can’t cuz u know, it’s kinda illegal and stuff? Well, guess what, on our server, u can totally do that! We got like, a whole army of North Korean soldiers just waiting for u to take ’em down in epic battles! Plus, u can like, build ur own base and stuff and show those soldiers who’s boss! Join now for the most insane and illegal Minecraft experience ever!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Line Forgetters R Us

    Line Forgetters R Us
    join dis wild minecraft server where u can be an actor playing a bad actor!! u might forget ur lines and be like “oopsies i forgot” but who cares cuz we keep rollin like a potato down a hill!!! come join da fun and see if u can remember ur lines or just make up new ones on da spot like a boss!!! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me, u don’t wanna miss dis crazy ride!!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Brain Cell Busters: Anxiety Edition

    Brain Cell Busters: Anxiety Edition
    Join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the TrkC-PTPσ protein complex! Forget about building houses and farming, on our server, you’ll be disrupting brain cell communication and causing abnormal synapse organization like never before!

    Watch as your fellow players spiral into anxiety, autism, and schizophrenia, all in the name of fun! Who needs therapy when you have our server to mess with your brain chemistry?

    So come on and join us for a wild ride of brain-related shenanigans! Just remember to bring your tin foil hat to protect yourself from the mind-altering effects. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave our crazy server once you experience the madness!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Titanic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Europa Mediocre: Where the nations are lamer than the earth map and the magic is faker than the economy!

    Europa Mediocre: Where the nations are lamer than the earth map and the magic is faker than the economy!

    Europa Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Description
    🏰 Modded Medieval Earth Server set in 1444 with Earth Map and pre-claimed Nations. Includes historical and fantasy elements.
    ⚔️ Server Features include Knights, Vikings, Mongols, Crusaders, Pirates, Wars of Religion, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, PVP.
    🐲 Ice and Fire, ⛏️ Tinker’s Construct, ✨ Apotheosis, 📚 Ars Nouveau, 🧙‍♂️ Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks, ⛵ Valkyien Skies, 🌤️ Aether, 🌾 Many Food/Agriculture Mods, 🏗️ Many Building Mods.

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What is the theme of Europa Minecraft Server? The server is based on a Modded Medieval Earth setting in the year 1444 with a mix of historical and fantasy elements.
    What are some of the server features? Features include Knights, Vikings, Mongols, Crusaders, Pirates, Wars of Religion, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, and PVP.
    Can I view the modlist for the server? Yes, you can view the modlist here.
    Where can I find the Dynmap with claims? You can check out the map with claims on the Dynmap here.
    What is the Minecraft Server IP Address? The IP address for the server is europa.minecraft.bz.
    Where can I get more information about the server and modpack? For server and modpack information, you can visit our Discord Server here.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 147
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Winner Winner Minecraft Server

    Winner Winner Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question, “uhh does this mean i won?”

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4551

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Deep Thinker Vtuber Minecraft SMP

    Deep Thinker Vtuber Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging gossip and betrayal from your fellow players.

    Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be warned, they have a strict “no llama drama” policy.

    But that’s not all! We also have a group of mischievous pandas who roam the server causing chaos and pranking unsuspecting players. One time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CousinConfrontationCraft

    CousinConfrontationCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with pick-me cousins, cold responses, and overprotective aunts.

    Experience the thrill of confronting relatives in the virtual world, where legal issues and no contact orders are just a click away. Our server is perfect for those who thrive on chaos and love a good dose of drama.

    So, are you ready to dive into a world where family feuds reign supreme? Join us now and show off your adulting skills while navigating through the craziness of family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the games begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • LieCraft SMP: BiggestLieEver

    LieCraft SMP: BiggestLieEver
    Have you ever told someone you were a Minecraft pro when in reality you can’t even craft a wooden pickaxe without looking it up on Google? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, lying about your Minecraft skills is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

    Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PixelRabbitHole

    PixelRabbitHole
    Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where the rabbits are the rulers and the players are their loyal subjects? Well, get ready to fall down the craziest rabbit hole of them all on our server!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can embark on quests to find the elusive rabbit king, challenge other players to epic carrot duels, and even attend a fancy tea party with the Queen Bunny herself. But beware, for the rabbit mafia lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and hop away into the night.

    So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where bunnies reign supreme and chaos reigns supreme, then hop on over to our server and join the madness! Who knows what kind of rabbit hole you’ll fall into next?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Animals Bred: 77 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BeirutBlastMC Server – Digging Through the Fun!

    BeirutBlastMC Server – Digging Through the Fun!
    Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Israel’s deadliest strike in central Beirut level of epicness! People be diggin’ through the rubble tryna find all the hidden treasures and secret loot. Join this server if you wanna be shooketh and stunned by the craziness that goes down. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! Plus, you might even find some diamonds in the rubble, who knows? Just don’t forget your pickaxe and armor, cuz things can get wild up in here!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • HamCraftDaily

    HamCraftDaily
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that make you fly.

    rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs can talk and trees grow cookies. our community is full of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese and have epic dance parties in the town square.

    we even have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare emeralds. join us now and become part of the wackiest minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blockhead Breakdance Bonanza

    Blockhead Breakdance Bonanza
    lol, u ever seen a breakdancer with a headspin hole? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! join us for some sick moves and crazy headspins that will leave u with a bulging scalp. doctors warn against it, but who cares when u can be the coolest breakdancer in the blocky world? hair loss and inflammation are just part of the fun on our server. so come on over and show off ur headspin power move skills! just don’t blame us when u end up with a hole in ur head, lol.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Alathra: More Blocks, Less Drama – Just Like Real World Politics 1.20+

    Alathra: More Blocks, Less Drama – Just Like Real World Politics 1.20+

    Alathra: New Frontiers

    A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

    IP: play.alathramc.com

    Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY

    Website: https://alathra.com/

    Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

    All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

    Key Features:

    Custom Fishing Our latest uodate, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch.
    Towny Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit!
    Lore, RP & Worldbuilding One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story, which is bound to intertwine with the stories of others.
    Custom World The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch using a combination of tools to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. The world consists of continents separated by oceans and is divided into four temperature zones. Along with enhancements to vanilla biomes, the map also includes many new biomes such as red sand deserts, tropical beaches, calcite mountains, giant spruce forests, mangrove islands, prairies, steppes and more! There are also landmarks that can be found throughout the map including volcanoes, salt flats and underground rivers.
    Custom Plugins Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers who are consistently develop new plugins and features that give Alathra a unique feel that we guarantee you won’t find on other servers. Some examples include lockpicking, a custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, a fast travel port system, regional resources and so much more!
    Movecraft Movecraft is a plugin that allows you to create moveable ships, from small fishing boats to large Man o’ Wars! Fill your ships with chests for trade or line them with cannons for war. The version of Movecraft Alathra uses is also specifically written and configured to allow for naval combat.
    Brewing The Brewery plugin allows you to create many different interesting brews as well as the many custom brews that have been made by players. Become your town’s barkeeper! Experiment to see how many of hundreds of custom brews you can discover.
    Custom Mobs and Animals We have quite a few custom passive and aggressive mobs, including sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles and boars.
    Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes Recently reset our custom nether features uniquely created biomes and custom nether mobs including the Gargoyle, Nether Leech, Hell Hounds and Imps.

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the server?

    To join the server, simply use the IP: play.alathramc.com in your Minecraft client.

    2. Can I create my own town or nation?

    Yes! With the Towny feature, you can create your own towns and even nations on the server.

    3. Is there a roleplay aspect to the server?

    Yes, Alathra has a strong focus on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own unique stories within the server.

    4. Are there unique features on the server?

    Yes, Alathra has custom plugins, custom mobs, custom biomes, and various other unique features that set it apart from other servers.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Ores Mined: 5762 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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