Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Minecraft IQ Booze Club

    Minecraft IQ Booze Club
    so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BashyBashy

    BashyBashy

    Minigame server with bedwars etc. Non-toxic! Java 1.8-latest. Noob-friendly. Zero tolerance of hackers. 🙂

    Join our discord for updates. https://discord.gg/wdHCbNubXb

    We have: – A good anticheat! Non-toxic ethos! – Unique fun game modes! – Noob-friendly! – Karma system!

    Game modes inc. Bedwars, Assault Course, Full Iron Armour, Icewars.

    Looking forward to meeting you in game at bashybashy!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 119 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Sugar Life Minecraft Server

    Sugar Life Minecraft Server
    Looking for an anime similar to Happy Sugar Life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Happy Sugar Life on steroids!

    Join our server for a twisted and thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your block. Build your own creepy anime-inspired world filled with yandere characters and dark secrets.

    But be warned, just like in Happy Sugar Life, trust no one and always watch your back. You never know when someone might turn on you in the most unexpected way.

    So come join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your taste in anime. Just remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans

    TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vtuber Gang, where we give and receive advice on all things Vtubing. Need help deciding between streaming on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered. Plus, we have exclusive auditions for Hololive EN and Nijisanji EN – who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no boring video editors allowed” policy. Only the most outrageous editors like DaVinci Resolve and CapCut are welcome here. Oh, and did we mention our resident troll expert who will teach you how to combat common trolling techniques in the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just discover your inner Vtuber superstar while battling zombies and building epic structures. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 485 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7340 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

    ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

    Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

    So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MineCraftMystery: God’s Plan

    MineCraftMystery: God’s Plan
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered why God created us? Well, on our server, you’ll finally get the answers you’ve been looking for! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate reason for our existence in the wacky world of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies within our server. Yes, you heard that right – unlimited diamonds! So come on over and start mining like there’s no tomorrow.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join us and pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King for a chance to become his royal advisor (or maybe just his personal egg collector).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life while building a giant chicken coop.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Dyslexic Gamers

    Crafty Dyslexic Gamers
    join dis epic minecraft server where we celebrate all da unique brains out dere! if u got dyslexia or dyscalculia, dis da place for u! we don’t judge based on ur disability, race, or gender. we embrace all da quirks and strengths dat come with it!

    imagine a world where ur differences are celebrated, where u can be ur true self without fear of judgment. our community is all about inclusivity and positivity, so come join us and let ur unique light shine bright in our pixelated world!

    plus, rumor has it dat our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. u never know what kind of crazy antics u might encounter while exploring our virtual world!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the magic of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows, u might just discover dat ur differences are actually ur superpowers in disguise!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PokeTech Survival

    PokeTech Survival

    The newest 1.16.5 Pixelmon survival server. We opened on 09/01/24 and have a strong player base already. We are always looking for new trainers to join the adventure, and fun. We offer tons of quests, economy, players shops and markets, tournaments, TCG card game, Auction House, Battle Towers with 80 badges, Ranks, FTB Teams, Land Claims, Free Random Shiny for joining! We also feature MineColonies! Come play with us, we’ll see you there!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Feeling Blue? Join our Vanilla Sky…just kidding, it’s semi-vanilla!

    Feeling Blue? Join our Vanilla Sky…just kidding, it’s semi-vanilla!

    Welcome to Blue-Sky Minecraft Server

    Adventure, creativity, and community come first at Blue-Sky. Enjoy a near-vanilla survival experience and dedicated plot-based creative world without pay-to-win schemes.

    Overview:

    Features Description
    Survival & Creative Modes Enjoy vanilla survival experience alongside dedicated creative world.
    Essential Plugins Only Enhance gameplay without overcomplicating the experience.
    No Pay-to-Win Equal footing for all players, no paid advantages.
    Endlessly Expanding Maps Limitless growth for exploration and creation.
    Simple Rule, Maximum Fun Follow one rule – use common sense – for hassle-free community.
    Crossplay Ready Java and Bedrock compatible.

    PLAY: blueskycraft.org

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, we do not have any pay-to-win schemes on Blue-Sky. Everyone plays on equal footing.
    Can I switch between survival and creative modes? Yes, you can enjoy both survival and creative modes on our server.
    Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? We have one simple rule – use common sense. Enjoy a relaxed community experience.
    How can I join the server? You can join by visiting blueskycraft.org or using the direct IP blueskycraft.org:25565

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • RIP sweet prince Minecraft server

    RIP sweet prince Minecraft server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is so epic that even Notch himself shed a tear when he saw it. Legend has it that Herobrine himself tried to take over our server, but our players defeated him with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come join us! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride dragons, build castles in the clouds, and even summon a herd of dancing llamas.

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. RIP sweet prince, because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Skye Blue’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Skye Blue’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow on a cloudy day – full of surprises and excitement at every turn!

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sky is always blue… unless it’s raining diamonds! Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special weather system that showers players with precious gems instead of water. Who needs an umbrella when you can just collect diamonds to stay dry?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly llamas who have mastered the art of parkour. Watch as they leap from tree to tree with the grace of a ballet dancer, all while wearing top hats and monocles. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode on the dance floor, but hey, at least they’re having a blast!

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP where the sky is blue, the llamas are acrobats, and the creepers know how to boogie. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NoShareMC Server – Sharing is Caring!

    NoShareMC Server – Sharing is Caring!
    Are you tired of your roommate treating your stuff like it’s community property? Join our Minecraft server where sharing is NOT caring! We have strict rules against borrowing without permission, so you can finally keep your virtual diamonds safe from sticky fingers.

    Imagine a world where your camera stays locked up for your personal projects, and your food is saved for tomorrow without fear of it mysteriously disappearing. On our server, boundaries are respected, and uptight roommates are nowhere to be found.

    Don’t let your roommate’s lack of respect for personal space ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and build your virtual empire in peace, away from the clutches of overbearing roommates. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyClothClash

    CraftyClothClash
    Are you tired of living with a crazy family who thinks they’re royalty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.

    Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FineNotFine – Minecraft SMP

    FineNotFine – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the harsh realities of life and live in a world where everything is made of blocks! Our server is the perfect place to pretend you’re fine by building majestic castles, exploring vast caves, and battling evil mobs with your friends.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous players have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate prankster?

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity. Just remember, when someone asks if you’re fine, you can always say “I’m just mining my own business!”

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlockPartyFunLand

    BlockPartyFunLand
    Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a golden carrot? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and the chance to build your very own castle made entirely out of TNT (because who needs stone bricks anyway?). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against a horde of creepers, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5912 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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