My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	172	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Towns Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Farms Harvested:	865
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	412	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	515
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3827	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5900	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mines Excavated:	2857	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crops Grown:	4291
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru