My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	79	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Emeralds Found:	4366
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Buildings Constructed:	42
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	251885	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Crops Grown:	2147	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Items Found:	6255	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	368	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	3260	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Votes:	4040
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

Gun Violence StudyCraft

depression, exposure, gun, Gun Violence, gun violence impact, gun violence study, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental health services, mental health utilization, psychological effects, public health, research, risk factors, societal impact, study, StudyCraft, Suicide risk, Trauma, U.S. adults, violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Votes:	1750	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	1157
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server and escape the gun violence madness of the real world! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from evil creepers instead of evil people!

our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!

come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!

Gura’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, adorable, Anime, cute, cute shark, Enchanted, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, gawr gura, gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Japan, Kawaii, Livestreamer, Realm, shark, shark girl, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber girl

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	159

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because Gura is cute AF on here. I’m talking next level cuteness that will make your heart explode into a million pieces. Plus, the mobs are all dressed up in adorable outfits, like little fashionistas running around. It’s like a kawaii dream come true, man. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and experience the cuteness overload for yourself!

EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition

border, borders, Diplomacy, donald trump, Edition, EU, European countries, european union, foreign policy, France, France-US relations, global affairs, Government, immigration, international relations, Leaders, Patrol, Politics, sovereign borders, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever.

World of Madness 1.21

anxiety, Chaos, coping mechanisms, coping with uncertainty, current events, Despair, emotional turmoil, future planning, Global Issues, hopelessness, Insanity, madness, mental health, OVERWHELMING, psychological distress, societal breakdown, societal collapse, societal unrest, stress, uncertainty, world, world events

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ores Mined:	2302
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Yo, bro, forget about the real world craziness and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. It’s a whole new level of insanity that will make you question if reality is just a simulation gone wrong. Trust me, you won’t find a more messed up and chaotic place to escape to. So ditch the depressing future and come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us!

CubicleCraft Minecraft Server

adhd, anxiety, Boss, breaks, Communication, Coworkers, CubicleCraft, Illness, job performance, mental health, mental health prioritization, Minecraft, overwhelm, ptsd, Schedule, selfish, Server, team player, Trauma, understaffing, unrealistic expectations, work challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Farms Harvested:	312	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7802	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of players, even those struggling with trauma and mental health issues! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and pixelated therapy sessions.

Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.

Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.

So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!