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CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Void Gems Collected:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8223	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Secret Passages Found:	3

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	243	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Runes Activated:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	3205	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Divine Spears Created:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Alien Abductions:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Players:	98/700	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	419338
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0