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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Potions Brewed: 117
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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