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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Alien Abductions: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 868
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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