Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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