Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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