Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Magic Items Found: 8912
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Manga Thread Minecraft SMP

    Manga Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where ex-demon general Garron goes around healing demons and fixing dungeons long after the humans have won the human/demon war.

    But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Tina, an adventurer who started off as Garron’s servant but ended up loving the job. And get this – Garron has a human face and they’ve made him handsome! Will there be a romance between him and Tina? Who knows, but it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find demons being healed, dungeons being fixed, and a potential demon-human romance? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisGradNoTalkieMC

    SisGradNoTalkieMC
    Are you tired of living in a house where your sister ignores you like a pro? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone listens to you, even the creepers! No more falling down the stairs and being left in pain, on our server, you’ll always have someone to help you out. Plus, we have a special “Sister-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any interruptions. So come join us and leave the drama behind, because in our world, you’re always heard loud and clear!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4074 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Animals Bred: 198 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HamburgCaliphateGather

    HamburgCaliphateGather
    Yo, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of radical Islamists gathering in Hamburg to call for a caliphate, then you gotta check out this server! We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the 4th of July, and more drama than a soap opera marathon.

    Join us for epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a straightjacket, so you’ll always have someone to laugh with (or at).

    So come on down and join the chaos, because this server is more lit than a bonfire at a gasoline convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Triumvirate Network

    The Triumvirate Network

    Discover the realm of Triumvirate!

    Create your history, expand an empire, grow your wealth, build magnificent structures—whatever’s your thing, you can do it here!

    Align yourself with the Kingdom of Durmond or the Dread Pirates, two nations with a rising conflict wherein tensions are only getting higher! If large factions don’t interest you, feel free to join one of the many smaller factions on our server, or even make your own and pave your own path! We are a tight-knit community with many dedicated players who have written their names into the history of the Triumvirate, and more names carve themselves into legend with each season! We also support crossplay! A build event has just begun recently, and we have many more planned for the season. We hope to see you soon! I’d also like to note, you can find a lot of people here willing to share their materials if you join their faction so you don’t have to do any boring mining or really any tedious tasks, if you join the discord you can see a list of the factions!

    We have a wide variety of plugins to make the game more interesting, while still feeling close to the original game. These plugins include: Graves, MCMMO, LevelledMobs, BreweryX, Medieval Factions, Improved Advancements, Marriages and many more.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Crops Grown: 9025
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

    The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

    Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!

    Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

    On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

    Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Farms Harvested: 763 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TrendyCrafts

    TrendyCrafts
    Are you tired of seeing players on other servers wearing the same old boring armor sets and skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous and mind-boggling fashion trends that will leave you scratching your head in confusion! From diamond-studded leather pants to rainbow-colored creeper hoodies, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your unique sense of style that will make all the other players green with envy!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of fashion-obsessed llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure every player looks fabulous at all times. They roam the land in search of the latest trends and will even trade rare items for the most fashionable accessories. So if you want to impress these stylish llamas and become the fashion icon of the server, join us now!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most stylish and wacky Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big fashion craze that will take the gaming world by storm! So put on your craziest outfit and join us today for a fashion-forward adventure like no other!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4900
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IsraelStrikesIranLOL

    IsraelStrikesIranLOL
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! we got a secret underground base where we plan our epic raids on other servers, just like Israel plannin’ their strike on Iran! join us and be part of the action, cause who needs real life drama when you got virtual drama in minecraft, amirite? so come on over and let’s blow stuff up together, just like Israel!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Emeralds Found: 7351 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Climate Craft

    Nano Climate Craft
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server ain’t your average blocky world, oh no. We got nanotechnology solutions up in here for the climate crisis!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild nano-bot appears and starts planting trees faster than you can say “creeper”. Our server is so advanced, we got trees growing faster than you can say “diamonds”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers are recycling their TNT. That’s right, they blow up, but then they pick up their mess and put it in the recycling bin. It’s a beautiful sight to see.

    So come on down to our server and join the fun! Help save the environment one block at a time, all while having a blast with your fellow Minecrafters. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, nanotechnology style!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftopiaSMP

    CraftopiaSMP

    We’re thrilled to have you join the vibrant and dynamic world of Craftopia SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer eager to explore, there’s a place for you in our community.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

    Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

    Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

    We are working on version 1.21 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

    Server Features:

    • the ability to play both from a phone and a PC

    tuned economy

    • cases

    • airdrop (in development)

    • voting for a wipe

    beautiful and multifunctional spawn

    • high-quality server setup

    • NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

    • block and resource store

    • responsive administration

    • voice chat

    • without gms, admins and lags

    Compatible Bedrock versions: 1.20.80, 1.20.81, 1.21.0, 1.21.1, 1.21.2, 1.21.3, 1.21.20, 1.21.21

    For Bedrock players, we recommend setting the “classic” interface view in the settings

    For Bedrock: IP: 185.9.145.216 port: 25963

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 960
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Queen’s Minecraft Server Palace

    Queen’s Minecraft Server Palace
    Are you tired of getting bullied by guys on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, female bullying reigns supreme! That’s right, forget about those pesky male bullies, here you’ll be dealing with some next-level mean girls who will stop at nothing to make your virtual life a living nightmare. But hey, who needs recourse when you can join in on the fun and become the queen bee of the server? So come on, join us and experience the thrill of being bullied by the fiercest females in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • / Rus / Minecraft SMP /

    / Rus / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than 1000-7 dead inside edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. That’s right, a CHICKEN riding a PIG! And that’s not even the craziest thing you’ll see on our server. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who ride around on flying llamas, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to ride a creeper into battle? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Why not! The possibilities are endless on 1000-7 dead inside edition.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful with that TNT statue).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Crops Grown: 7611
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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