Are you tired of boring old survival servers where all you do is chop wood and mine for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to eat as much as you can! We’ve got a never-ending buffet of virtual food for all you hungry players out there.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual forests of our server when suddenly, a giant pizza falls from the sky! Or maybe you stumble upon a field of pixelated donuts just waiting to be devoured. And don’t even get me started on our legendary bacon mountain – yes, you heard that right, a mountain made entirely of bacon!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the Great Cake Bake-Off, where players compete to create the most delicious cake in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden realm filled with candy trees and chocolate rivers just waiting to be explored.

So if you’re a foodie at heart or just someone who loves a good laugh, come join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a food coma of epic proportions!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WarCraftyMinecraft

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So, like, imagine this, right? There’s this Minecraft server where the leader is like a total boss, but not in a good way. He’s holding out for a bigger war, like what even? U.S. officials are all like, “yo, this dude needs to chill” but he’s just like, “nah, I’m gonna keep causing chaos in this blocky world.”

But here’s the thing, you gotta join this server because it’s like a real-life soap opera. Drama, intrigue, and explosions everywhere. Plus, you never know when the leader is gonna go full crazy mode and start a war just for funsies. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness, but in Minecraft form.

So, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky experience, come join us on this server. Who knows, you might even become a key player in the leader’s quest for an epic showdown. Just make sure to bring your A-game and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

abortion, Adventures, blocky, committed murder, consent, controversial beliefs, controversial opinions, crime, criminal behavior, ethical dilemma, Gender issues, Minecraft, Moral values, morally permissible, punishment, rape, Respect, Server, social justice, societal norms, victim blaming, violence against women, WOMAN, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including outrageous statements like the one above! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can let your inner troll run wild.

We offer a special “Murderer/Abortionist” roleplay where you can act out your wildest fantasies of justice and revenge. Build a courtroom, hold a trial, and sentence those who have “given you nothing to respect” to a virtual punishment of your choosing.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a “Crazy Confessions” chat room where you can share your most controversial opinions without fear of judgment. Want to argue that pineapple belongs on pizza or that the earth is flat? Go for it! Just be prepared for some heated debates.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly insane and unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what craziness awaits you around every pixelated corner?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Search Minecraft SMP >Click on Result

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to prove you’re human just to play? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who can tell if you’re human just by the way you walk in-game! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to be judged by poultry overlords. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Buildings Constructed:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Potions Brewed:	89	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MomCraft Ultimatum

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Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you feel like you’re the only one keeping things together while your mom just sits back and relaxes? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from all that drama!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your own family, take care of your virtual siblings, and never have to deal with a clueless mom again. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a whole virtual world to escape to?

And if you’re worried about your mom getting a new boyfriend and having more kids, don’t sweat it! On our server, you can control your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted step-siblings or annoying step-dads. It’s a drama-free zone where you can be the boss of your own family!

So say goodbye to real-life ultimatums and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, hindsight, learning, life advice, life experiences, life journey, life lesson, Life skills, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NoPvPNoProblem, perseverance, personal development, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, smp, trial and error, wisdom

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into a pool of lava. But hey, at least you’ll learn the valuable lesson of always checking your coordinates before building anything! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but a bucket of water is a close second!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ores Mined:	1458
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Server: CreeperPeevez

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Are you tired of getting photobombed by creepers while trying to take a selfie in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about those pesky green guys ruining your shot again! Our server is creeper-free guaranteed, so you can snap all the pics you want without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of these feathered friends! Join now and start your diamond farm today.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where you can trade with mermaid villagers and ride dolphins through coral reefs. Who needs a boring old land-based village when you can have an underwater paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	115	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

Active, Atlantis, Community, Dedicated Staff, Discord, dreams, Events, Friendly, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Land Claims, long term, mob farms, No Griefing, No Wipes, Player Economy, Player Shops, redstone creations, Resource Gathering, Server Rules, Survival, True, Vanilla, vanilla server, wet

Atlantis Minecraft Server

Atlantis is committed to preserving the classic vanilla experience while adding grief prevention features, allowing you to build with peace of mind. Plus, this server will never wipe, and your land claims last forever, ensuring your creations remain safe for years to come!

This server uses only a few minimal features to maintain that authentic vanilla feel as much as possible.

To join or for more information join Discord: https://discord.gg/ear83A2vNH

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
Are there any grief prevention features on the server?	Yes, Atlantis has grief prevention features to ensure your builds are safe.
Will the server ever reset?	No, the server will never wipe, so your creations are safe for the long term.
How long do land claims last?	Land claims on Atlantis last forever, ensuring your builds are protected.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Do you want to embark on a wild adventure through the Tour de Inferno? Well, strap in because things are about to get lit! Literally.

Join us in the Zenless Zone Zero where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.

Our agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz are ready to show you the ropes and lead you on epic quests that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine like royalty.

And to top it all off, redeemable codes await you in-game or online that will unlock treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness at our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Emeralds Found:	1769
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

anger, animal cruelty, Animals, Behavior, child safety, Cows, Dogs, Food, Frustration, hate, hatred, leather, milk, Minecraft, mistreatment, neighborhood destruction, Nutrients, pet ownership, Pets, Pigs, Resources, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, societal norms

Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

blue helmets, BlueHelmetBorderPatrol, border, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, evacuation, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Monitoring, Peacekeepers, Peacekeeping, Request, SECURITY, Tension, UN, united nations, United Nations Peacekeeping Force

so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Balance Blunder Data Mine

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Waffcarui Minecraft server

Article, Beginners, Clans, comfort, Community, Decorative items, Development, donation, Donations, Economy, Events, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, paid plugins, Pets, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Reliability, Roleplay, RPG, rules, Russian, Seasons, Server, Stability, subscription, Survival, Tested, texture pack, Whitelist

Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Emeralds Found:	5793
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

age, art, creativity, cringe, Expression, filmmaking, Followers, friendless, Friends, Insecurity, instagram, Loneliness, Minecraft, Music, Painting, photography, self-conscious, Server, sharing, social media, Social Skills, Writing

Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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