| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 132 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Explore our server and build your own virtual 3 bedroom house, just like the one in the story. Will you invite your father to move in with you, or will you stick to virtual solo living to avoid the drama?
Experience the thrill of navigating tricky family dynamics, just like in this tale of a wife terrified of guns and a father refusing to give up his beloved revolver. Will you choose to support your spouse or stand by your gun-loving dad?
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drama and excitement you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to join us today!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 516704 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?
Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 111860 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 456 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 798 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!
2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!
3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!
4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!
so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1820 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!
If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!
Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?
So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
