| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 130 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!
So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Crops Grown: | 4329 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 96 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?
Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.
plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.
so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 146 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of giant moles as they tunnel through the earth, collecting rare ores and treasures for you to use in your builds. Don’t worry, the moles are friendly and won’t bite…usually.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of underground gnomes who will trade with you for magical items and enchantments. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might prank you by turning all your blocks into dirt!
So come join us on our server and experience the madness and mayhem of life below life. Who knows what adventures await you in the depths of the earth?
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and endless fun!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 730107 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Imagine a world where everyone appreciates the art of fragrance and shares their favorite scents with each other. On our server, you can trade perfumes, create custom scents, and even participate in fragrance-themed challenges.
Don’t settle for ordinary gifts when you can give something truly special and meaningful. Join our server today and show off your unique gift-giving skills – because who needs a handbag when you can have a bottle of oud/agarwood perfume?
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Explore our server and build your own virtual 3 bedroom house, just like the one in the story. Will you invite your father to move in with you, or will you stick to virtual solo living to avoid the drama?
Experience the thrill of navigating tricky family dynamics, just like in this tale of a wife terrified of guns and a father refusing to give up his beloved revolver. Will you choose to support your spouse or stand by your gun-loving dad?
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drama and excitement you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to join us today!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Potions Brewed: | 151 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?
Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Enchantments Applied: | 242 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 2563 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Enchantments Applied: | 230 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7944 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
