| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9984 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?
Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 4758 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Crops Grown: | 9732 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Emeralds Found: | 8666 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Animals Bred: | 46 | Mines Excavated: | 1728 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 143 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 399 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 415 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!
2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!
3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!
4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!
so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!
If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 268 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!
Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?
So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4880 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Server Type | Launch Date | Rules | Ranking System |
|---|---|---|---|
| Anarchy | 9/23/2024 | No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security | Playtime based ranking system |
JAVA: nova-anarchy.us
BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132
Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.
Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.
Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Magic Items Found: | 7547 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
