| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 4907 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 288 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 151 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 87 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.
Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.
Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 121 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!
Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!
And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.
But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8442 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 87 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2160 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
SunVanilla is a survival tube server with its own characteristics
Join us 🙂
Survival
You will have a wonderful time on our server.
Optimized gameplay, interesting game mechanics, no creativity, and other things that distort the original meaning of survival
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 134 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
