| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6628 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?
Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4511 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 439 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 252 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!
2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!
3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!
4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!
so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!
If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 119357 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!
Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?
So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 185 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4910 |
| Animals Bred: | 77 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Server Type | Launch Date | Rules | Ranking System |
|---|---|---|---|
| Anarchy | 9/23/2024 | No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security | Playtime based ranking system |
JAVA: nova-anarchy.us
BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132
Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.
Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.
Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 4996 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 103 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
