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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Potions Brewed: 26
Star Shards Collected: 204 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Emeralds Found: 855

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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